What A Dummy……Really, It Is A Dummy
Posted By thestatedtruth.com on December 6, 2009
 I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations.  The bad news is I had to take him down after just 2 days.   There were more people coming up to my house screaming than ever before. Aflac tried to sell me accident insurance…….then the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost had near miss wreckes as people drove by. Next thing you know, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize it was a dummy until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). The Fire Dept had to come and get her down, then they sent me the bill. By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. I finally had to tie down the latter, that only made things worse. Next the Police had to send over someone to direct traffic. I got the bill for that one too. By then my yard couldn’t take it anymore.  It is now a total wipeout with tire tracks eveywhere. I have since removed the Dummy,  just have plain old Chritmas lights up now.  But it was fun while it lasted. Thanks for the memories Chevy Chase!Â
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