The Joker Is Wild
Posted By thestatedtruth.com on July 30, 2010
The economy is so bad that:
I just got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
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African television stations are now showing ‘Sponsor an American Child’ commercials!
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I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
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CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
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Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
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My ATM gave me an IOU!
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I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
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If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
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Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
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A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico .
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Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
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I just got my car washed, and it was wiped down by a white guy!
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A picture is now worth only 200 words.
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When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
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The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
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And, finally…
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I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck…
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