The Joker Is Wild

Posted By on July 30, 2010

The economy is so bad that:

I just got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
 
African television stations are now showing ‘Sponsor an American Child’ commercials!
 
I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
 
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
 
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
 
My ATM gave me an IOU!
 
I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
 
If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
 
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
 
A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico .
 
Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
 
I just got my car washed, and it was wiped down by a white guy!
 
A picture is now worth only 200 words.
 
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
 
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
 
And, finally…
 
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck…

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