Milton Friedman On Big Government

| March 2, 2014

This says it all… “If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there’d be a shortage of sand” Wise Dog Research

It’s Not Always How It Looks…..

| March 2, 2014

This should be a lesson on investigative work…. If you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Jethero’s Iron Works Company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.  The new  boss was determined to rid the company of all […]

A Little Humor

| January 13, 2014

  The Personnel Manager said, ‘Mujibar,   You have passed all the tests, except one.   It is  a simple test of your English language skills.   Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.’   Mujibar said, ‘I am ready.’   The manager said,  ‘You must make a sentence using the words   Yellow, […]

The Taxation Office

| November 16, 2013

The Taxation Office recently sent an agent out to get follow up information on a situation that needed clarification! The Taxation Office suspected that a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his deckhand. Here is how that meeting went. Taxation AUDITOR:    ” I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”. Boat Owner: […]

So….How Do You Feel About The New Rule Changes For Golfers

| March 9, 2013

Yep, just as we thought, nobody likes the rules being changed as described below in this make believe scenario involving golf. Why? Because it gives an unfair advantage to those that didn’t earn it. The government is doing similar things involving almost every aspect of our lives. So then what makes it so hard to understand? Well, let’s look at an example. To put it all in perspective, we can look […]

The Guessing Game….

| September 30, 2012

In This Guessing Game……There Are Four Possible Answers.  So here we go with inquiring minds! With the World on your shoulders,  which one  of  these four outcomes would you look to hitch your horse to…. 1. One who knows and knows that he knows… His horse of wisdom will reach the skies. 2. One who knows, but doesn’t know that he […]

The Little Rascal Got My Christmas Cookies

| December 23, 2011

Dumb Blondes…

| November 21, 2011

Dumb blondes…at age 85! An elderly blonde Lady called 999 on her mobile phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the operator: “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried. The operator said, “Stay calm […]

Baby Boomer’s Looking Ahead 30 Years…The Predicament

| November 21, 2011

Uh, what…so  what are we looking ahead to, again? Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath.. She puts her foot in and pauses… She yells to the other sisters, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The 94 year old yells […]

A Little Chit Chat At COMDEX…Hmm

| October 11, 2011

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:‘If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.’ Did he really say that? Upon some thought, here is the […]

A Storytale That Can Be Appreciated

| August 6, 2011

   I met a Genie today that said she would grant me one wish.  “I want to live forever,” I  said.  “Sorry,” said the Genie, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”  “Fine,” Then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses.”  “You crafty bastard,” said the Genie!

Joke(s) Of The Day

| April 12, 2011

Here are some Smart Blonde jokes……enjoy! DISNEYLAND Two blonds were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home. FLORIDA Or MOON Two blonds living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blond […]

You Don’t Say……..

| January 18, 2011

At income tax time, did you ever notice when puttting the two words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together it spells  — ‘THEIRS’?

New Golf “Entitlement” Rules In Effect

| December 3, 2010

The Government has recently appointed a new Golf Czar and major rule changes in the game of golf will become effective as of December 10, 2010.  This is a preview, as the complete rule book (expect 2,000 pages) is being rewritten as we speak.   Here are a few of the changes.: Golfers with handicaps:  ~ below 10 […]

Movie Quiz

| October 31, 2010

Hmm, no matter how you add it, the number always comes out to number 9!    Movie  Test:   Pick a number from  1-9. Multiply by 3. Add  3. Multiply by 3 again.    Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.         […]

McDonald’s New Obama Value Menu

| September 10, 2010

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?   A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.          —Conan O’Brien  

The Joker Is Wild

| July 30, 2010

The economy is so bad that: I just got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.   African television stations are now showing ‘Sponsor an American Child’ commercials!   I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”   CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. […]

Tongue Twister

| February 18, 2010

If today is Tuesday, what is the day after the day before the day before tomorrow?                                                                       Answer Spelled Backwards = yadseuT

How Governmental Poop Flows

| January 18, 2010

A Blonde’s Year in Review

| January 18, 2010

A Blonde’s Year in Review   January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…… Helllloooo!!!……..bottles won’t fit in printer !!! March Got really excited……finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….. box said “2-4 years!” April Trapped on escalator for hours …. power […]

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