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Posted By thestatedtruth.com on November 24, 2011
A Parrot Named Turkey
A young man received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary full of foul language.
Every word out of the bird’s’ mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. The young man tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to ‘clean up’ the bird’s vocabulary.
Finally, he became fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. He then shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. Finally, in desperation, he threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, the young man quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto an outstretched arm and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and totally unforgivable behavior.”
The young man was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, “May I ask what the turkey did?”
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